Hello everyone! I really don't know who's reading this, if anyone, but here goes... In case people haven't been listening, Christmas is coming up. What really spoils the Christmas spirit is young people, and old people. Ignorance is rife in the young and the old in equal measure. Don't ask me why.

I can't shop peacefully when young people run out in front of me and old people just can't run. I wish I could run them all down (pushing my trolley in the supermarket today made me want to bash little faces in, it's no coincidence that the top of the trolley is at snotty-face level). What about you all? Do you feel the same?

It's the time of the year when I'm affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). It's the only way to explain my lack of willpower and motivation to do anything. Hibernation would be so cool! We don't get any snow where I live so I wouldn't be missing much.

Ok, I have to go back to bed now and hope I wake up in spring. My mother always said, "If you want something bad enough, you can make it happen". Eh, no!